Random Stuff when I can be bothered

Damn all Irish drinking songs, while listening to them I've got though half a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of port, thank god I don't have that many of them (though the wild rover gets put on repeat enough to drive me to drink, appropriately enough)

While watching tv there was an ad break (not really surprising). But then we had the nature of the adds. we had the perfect baby name (1.50 + network charges) and the get your perfect mates name (1.50 + network charge (in this case note the gender neutral term "mate")). Sorry, but how increadibly thick and moronic do you have to be. if you really want a random babies name, pop into your local bookshop, pick up a baby name book and open at a random page, there you are. if you want your mates name (note, gender neutral), then, please, get yourself sterilised as you are too stupid to breed anyway.

I suffer from nosebleeds, well, that's a lie, I've had the bloody (no pun intended) things for so many years that the suffering is well and truly over, now, I just endure them and put up with the bloody (still no pun intended) things.

Over the years I've had all the normal advice, head back, head forward, pinch bridge of nose, stick toilet paper up nose and even cauterisation (which is a particularly vivid childhood memory, after all, it's not every day you get a cotton bud coated in a very caustic substance rammed up your nostril and wiped all over every sensitive mucus membrane you've got).

As you have probably realised by now, I'm currently having nosebleeds, I normally get them once or twice a year for a week or two, this particular episode is being exceptionally trying. No point whining about it though, not like you lot can do much to help me (no posts offering advice please, like I said, had it all before, I know what works best for me by now which is head back, breath though nose and swallow any excess blood)

Ah well, I'll survive, considering that my general state of health is bloody good, I reckon that the occasional (irritating) nosebleed is bearable but still, I could really do without them.